1. Umm... I was on the toilet and then after when it happened. After I finished with my business I accidently dropped it in the loo and then it was all brown and yellow which was good because that’s adding colour but it was all soggy! I suppose you are wondering why I had it in the toilet with me... well ummm I was completing it in there because then it would be quiet.
2. Umm... When I was making my breakfast of bacon and eggs I dropped it into the pan and it fried all the way through. It was tasty though ‘BURRP!’.
3. Umm... the cat took it for the wrong thing it thought it was newspaper and peed on it.
4. Umm... a creeper blew it up!
5. Umm... the army stole it. I was in Iraq and there were soldiers everywhere I came out of my bush and they thought I was an Iraque spy and they shot me, killed me and stole my homework.
6. Can I get back to you on that?